Just like the Big Kids

My blog has recently been targeted by a massive spamming campaign.  You know the kind - the phony compliments in badly translated English, followed by a link to some goofy spammy web page.  (Like, genital warts?  Seriously?  Is there big money in genital warts?  And is the money in the curing or the causing?  Though I'm not curious enough to actually click on the link...

A few of my favorites from my last post (and keep in mind that my last post was about snot and a knitting pattern):

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Those two ideas were snot and Frost.  Just sayin.


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 I'm so glad that my snot generating prowess has given you the will to live.  I always try to use my powers for good.

And this one is somehow my very favorite:
I drop a comment each time I appreciate a article on a site or I have something to contribute to the discussion. It's triggered by the sincerness displayed in the post I looked at. And after this article "Still here. Really.". I was actually excited enough to post a leave a responsea response :-) I actually do have a couple of questions for you if you usually do not mind. Could it be just me or do a few of these remarks appear as if they are coming from brain dead individuals? :-P And, if you are writing on other sites, I'd like to keep up with you. Could you make a list all of your communal sites like your twitter feed, Facebook page or linkedin profile?
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I don't know if it's the quirky misspellings or the writer's excitement at leaving "a responsea response" or the gratuitous insult to my readers that makes this one stand out.  Or could it be the request for any other venue I might have, in order to follow me and spam me even harder?  Whatever.  This one is just hard to beat.

I can hardly wait to open my email tomorrow!