The other night Madman nudged me awake.
"Psst, sweetie? You're snoring," he said.
"Wha?" I muzzily answered. I listened for a moment. "I don't hear anything..."
"Just roll over on your side and go back to sleep, please."
So I did.
Now we all know I am a delicate flower and couldn't possibly snore.
Frankly, I think he's imagining things.