Saturday, February 5, 2011

Alex, I'll take 'Winter' for $100, please.

And the answer is: 'No'

Alex, that would be 'Does Gayle want any more snow?'

Correct!

'Winter' for $200, please.

Answer: 'Two complete circuits, clockwise'

Ah, that's 'How many times did Gayle brush off her car tonight, since the snow was falling too fast to keep up with?'

Correct!

'Winter' for $300, please, Alex.

Answer: 'Thunder and lightning'

'What's going on right now at Gayle's house, right on top of the several inches of fresh snow that's just accumulated?'

Absolutely correct! And the rain is such a nice touch.

Alex, let's skip ahead to 'Winter' for $500, please.

Answer: 'Mother's Nature's ass'

Alex, I believe the correct question is 'Where would Gayle like to shove up a snowshovel?'
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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    LOL!

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  2. BullwinkleFebruary 6, 2011 at 6:22 AM

    I love Jeopardy!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2011 at 6:34 AM

    too funny!

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  4. JoansieFebruary 6, 2011 at 7:55 AM

    Lots of snow here also. Was without power for four hours during the night.

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  5. DorothyFebruary 6, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    I guess you could always come move in with us! I think we're the only part of the country that has had decent weather this winter. Lots of rain, but that's normal for us.

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  6. DianeFebruary 6, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Perfect! At least your sense of humor is surviving.

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  7. CookieFebruary 7, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    I love it! And I'm so sorry!

    xo

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  8. LaneaFebruary 8, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    Send me the snow. Seriously. I want it all.

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  9. LaurieFebruary 13, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    AHAHA! We had the same thundersnow. Creepy. Our accumulation wasn't much tho.

    I'm still liking the temps. Sorry.

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  10. staceyFebruary 14, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    If there's any room up her ass when you're through with her, please send her an hour down the road so I can squeeze mine in.

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  11. AngieFebruary 18, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Funny. I hope you've had a good deal of meltage!

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