Hey, mango, welcome to the 21st century!

I just got one of these.... It's my first....


It's got buttons and doodads and stuff.
Madman picked it up for me yesterday afternoon and handed it to me when I got home from work.
I opened it, looked at it, and looked at him. "Okay, now what?"
So he showed me what all the buttons and features are - which I'll never remember. And it has a camera, which means I'll probably end up taking a lot of inadvertent pictures of my foot. Or the palm of my hand...

I'd been resistant to the idea of a cellphone for all these years, though Madman has had them for work-related stuff. But the time had come.

Now I'm ready for my flying car.